| - Long Way Home I had a good thanksgiving break. One of my favorite things I did was use the leftover turkey bones to make tribal jewelry.
There is this rap ive been writing at school, this is what i have thus far:
(Intro)Yo yo, check it out
With my flock a seaguls haircut
Ill beat up Jabba the hut
hell be lickin my butt
like hes a dirty ass slut
He'll be hangin around the pit of carkoon
like hes a fuckin bafoon
eatin a bunch of mushrooms
thinkin' hes a baboon
so come sit in my room
we wont be blowing balloons
but youl be shinin my shoes
well take a plane to naboo
this is for our honeymoon
will you love me boo?
hop up like kangaroo
flyin like a racoon
in the mushroom kingdom
livin like a caraboo
build me a gazebo
you are juss a fool
play for me a kazoo
bes not be a cow sayin "moo"
cause ill make ya eat ya own poo
so hook me up with a GOOEY ANGARITO
uh, cause i will sue you
so load up anotha bowl
this is how we do
in da old skoo
i just laid out, a stinky ass poo
can you reach my altitude
don't give me attitude
ill make ya lattitude
you are too prude
and kinda rude
an owl says "WHO"
an a ghosty says "BOO"
so dont just assume, all the flowers will bloom
cause you better make room
for this industrial tycoon
give me a veto
and go get don veto
give him a cheeto
he won't be pleased though
ill take ya to da skoo, and then to da zoo
so go listen to the Who
my favorite pokemon' is mew or maybe mewtwo
but who i gotta choose, is my PIKACHU
so dont say achu, from all the sap and tree dew
cause ill have to sneeze on you
now go get the old broom
to sweep the pigeon poo
this aint nothin new
better not pick and choose
thats how you will loose
eat up my veggie stew
that i made for you
please do not say eww
(Outro)So you better recognize that i got a great skill
and ill send ya the bill
if rhymes could kill, id make ya sorta ill
my favorite rugrats are....phil and lil
but this aint no jethro thrill......
Like im tottally psyked for Winter Formal at Sion this weekend. Im going to party sooooo much. Go to the cheesecake factory, ride in like 50 limos, drive around and yell at people at town center, then go to like 50 parties and get drunk and take off my clothes.
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